Cars and motorbikes have never just been “transport” to me. They’re therapy, freedom, personality… and occasionally very poor financial decisions.

By day, I run a mobile car detailing business, working hands-on with vehicles and the people who love them. Over the years, I’ve spent countless hours around garages, car meets, workshops, and riders — and one thing is always consistent:

Petrolheads speak their own language.

MPH Designs was created for the people who:

Prefer three pedals.

Think detailing is an art form.

Believe motorcycles are cheaper than therapy.

Plan road trips before checking their bank balance.

Alongside the shop, I also create automotive content through my YouTube channel Trying Not To Work, where I explore cars, bikes, detailing, and conversations with business owners who share the same passion for machines and freedom. That same spirit flows into every design you see here.

This isn’t generic automotive merch.
It’s inside-joke humour and lifestyle apparel made by someone who genuinely lives it.

You’ll find:

Funny car enthusiast t-shirts

Motorbike lover hoodies

Relatable petrolhead gifts

Apparel for people who’d rather be driving

The goal? Clothing that sparks a nod at the servo, a laugh at a car meet, or a conversation at your local coffee run.

Thanks for supporting a small Aussie business built around real passion — not trends.

See you on the road.
– Mike